Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
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