life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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