There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Randomize
