i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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