WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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