another moral hangover. fuck.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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