so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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