laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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