So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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