Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Pooping to opera.
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