I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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