Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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