i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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