I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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