Do vagina's smell?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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