it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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