I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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