Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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