At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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