well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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