sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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