God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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