Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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