Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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