she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
the liver wants what the liver wants
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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