On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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