we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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