It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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