We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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