that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Drunk walkin through police station. America
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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