So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Dicks are not precious.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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