So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Randomize
