i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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