I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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