you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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