she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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