Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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