Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I just found puke in my bra..
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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