I am puke
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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