dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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