IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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