Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I am naked and annoyed.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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