He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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