my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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