i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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