He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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