her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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