Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
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