i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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