Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
